Captain’s blog, barn date 01/26/2020 and ongoing

Chicken Run Need to rewrite security protocol. In case of spotting chicken crew member do not: • chase • bark at • hiss at • bite • chew on • scratch • jump on • tackle • or eat it. It could make [...]

You have been and always shall be our friend For the first time since writing log entries, I have trouble finding words. Not as in I am a dog and human language is weird, but as in I really [...]

Dry season The Captain is happily sunning herself in the sand. Oh yes, it is sand now. No more mud. We like the sands. The big winds are drying everything and the plants are dropping leaves. Many [...]

The big water *Big yawn* The Captain is tired. Very tired. Big day today. Try not to fall asleep on keyboard. The whole crew, being my human, Commander Loki, his (and secretly Captain’s) human, [...]

Becoming one with Neytiri Mission report 2.5.3.2.1 (yes, I just made up that number): Project Neytiri seems to be proceeding successfully. The Captain must admit; she did not think that this [...]

Monty Python’s: The life of brain. I have received a message from Commander Loki. It has finally happened. Our humans have completely lost it. He was accompanying them to the noisy place called [...]

A Game of Thrones Today’s blog entry shall be about horse behavior. The crew always seems to be very concerned with that. As the Captain, it is my duty to look into the matter and study the [...]

Truffles are friends, no food. This is very confusing. The Captain has had her quarters. Just sharing it with her human, as it should be. We don’t eat in this room. Usually. But now there is a [...]

My English is not the yellow from the egg Today we had to say goodbye to nice human who gives Captain good massages. In this place, many humans stay for a while and then leave and sometimes come [...]

Cardassian sunrise The crew got up early this morning. It was dark still. We played what I think they call “confuse-a-horse” and got two of them out to go on a morning hike with us. This was fun. [...]