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Truffles are friends, no food. This is very confusing. The Captain has had her quarters. Just sharing it with her human, as it should be. We don’t eat in this room. Usually. But now there is a [...]

My English is not the yellow from the egg Today we had to say goodbye to nice human who gives Captain good massages. In this place, many humans stay for a while and then leave and sometimes come [...]

Cardassian sunrise The crew got up early this morning. It was dark still. We played what I think they call “confuse-a-horse” and got two of them out to go on a morning hike with us. This was fun. [...]

Shore leave This day the away team (which was my human, Mr. Loki and his human, the nice other human and the other nice other human and of course me, the Captain) was traveling to a place with [...]

Bronco Captain to bridge! Security to deck… Oh. Never mind. False alarm. The landing party is safe. Better double-check. The Captain will be your doctor today. I need to sniff. Yes, yes. Good. [...]

Hello. This is the Captain speaking. Everyone agreed, that it would be appropriate for the Captain to take over the blog. Oh! Fly! The Captain eats the fly. Tastes like chicken. Speaking of [...]